Plumbing is rotten, Plumbing is hard,
Whenever I Plumb, I feel like a tard,
I never used to fear water this way,
But talk about Plumbing, and you’ll ruin my day.
It’s not that I can’t, you see I am handy,
I hammer and cut and screwdrive just dandy,
But something about pressured pipes in my home,
Makes my stomach turn flips and my mouth get a foam,
It has something to do with the facts as they are,
That if I don’t hurry, my home will expire,
Under a deluge of water, and sewage and rot,
All because of leaky, wet spot.
I think of the times of peasants and castles,
Did they have these same, home Plumbing type hassles?
I think it was simpler, just head to the well,
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And go do your duty in hole I suppose,
Cover up with some dirt, and lace up your clothes,
And be on your way, all merry and free,
Frolic with townfolk, maybe climb a tree,
I guess there were problems like Bubonic Plague,
Or really bad BU that sends you to the grave,
So I guess there’s a good and a bad to both times,
But right now I’m complaining, so let alone my small rhymes.
I guess the next time that I have to fix pipes,
I should think of the comfort, and quit all my gripes,
And be happy I have a nice porcelain throne,
And hot and cold water I can turn off and on,
Next time I’ll let it take care of itself,
A little venting is usually good for my health!
3 replies on “Plumb Tired”
johnny can do plumbing that is what he learned at mutual he said the pants had to be two inches lower that normal for maximum crackage but good thing i dont have to do any of that.
That is such a great poem! I think your aversion to plumbing started early when you sent your little bathtub toy seal down the toidy. He became lodged and required the front yard extraction. Ah those were the days….
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