So I started my new job today. It was all very exciting! Nervous nelly butterflies in the stomach, warm all over, and explosive diarrhea…I think my nose was runny too. It’s probably just one of those First-day-at-the-job Cold/Flu Viruses. Good thing I’m getting health coverage soon.
After getting my picture taken in front of the sign with my Spiderman lunch box, I embarked on a brain-busting day of orientation. I saw a bunch of really cool bullet points, that I’m almost positive were accompanied by words and clipart, on several hours of Powerpoint presentations. Then I met a bunch of people that I’m sure have names…darned if I could remember two of them. I did get to some actual design, but mostly felt like I was doing the backstroke in my own cerebral cavity wearing one of those Popeye, one-piece swimsuits.
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Anyways, it will be fun. I think Liz likes the fact that she’s behind the wheel now, since my office is closer to our home—we gotta get the “Golden Bullet” goin’, thanks a lot Doug! It seems like I’ll enjoy the new surroundings, and will get a chance to contribute. It was definitely wierd being in a large company atmosphere. I already got email today about the latest winners of the Safety Raffle. They sure know how to make a guy welcome!!
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I had a first day on the job as well but it wasn’t quite as eventful as my second day on the job. Just as a side note I would like to point out that I received a week of training for this job which is double the training I got at Aegis and all I have to do in this job is type numbers in a computer as opposed to wiping peoples’ butts. But anyway the second day was a flurry of mela prefixes. I swear everything that this place sells has mela in front of it. Between the Melapowers and the Melasofts and the Melabrites I almost lost my melamind. My computer crashed multiple times demonstrating the power of an upstart company from Idaho based on health products?? But hey 6.50 an hour is money in the bank, right? I would just like to thank my family for the value of a hard day’s work and my dearly loving parents who do so much to teach their kids to get the heck up out the house and do your own thing. I feel liberated now that I have no one to tell me what to do. Anyway that is quite enough for today and in the words of shakespeare:So long as men can breathe and eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee. I love you Melaleuca
I would have also accepted…Mela-puke-a
I haven’t had a new job orientation for over 10 years, but I work with melamine a lot….sometimes I even work on it.
You guys are craaazy!
Now I take exception to the crazy comment….but I did invite the cuzzinz to check this out…we should be getting some additional blovation.
Update on the job front it seems as though I am a trill guy and the melaCEOs would like me to be a spanish speaking rep because of my insane skills on the phone and my exquisite bilingual skills. So monday my super is going to hablar with the spanish guy and see if I can’t switch over there. 7.50 an hour baby. we shall see what happens further updates to follow. Andrea Bocelli is the man by the way.
I am suprised, because that trend runs counter to the labor trends in California. Most Spanish-speaking people make less money….but really, enough with the mela-drama.
News update on the job front. Due to my luckluster performance on my previous Microbiology test I decided to lessen my hours at melaleuca. I will be working three days a week instead of everyday. This will allow me to do better in school and have time to breath. I won’t have as much money but hey college comes first right? I don’t want to be a melamaniac for the rest of my life! In the words of Robin Thicke I’m lost without you.