Steve had the sense that something was amiss. He heard noises coming from the garage!! Was this the cry of some poor raccoon, caught snooping in the year’s supply? Was it some homeless slob, stuck in the dark, without the will to escape. He needed to take urgent action. He needed to open the garage immediately. It came to him what he must do…he must use the car to ram the garage door, freeing the prisoner from impending peril. Witness, exhibit A:
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The brake is the big horizontal one on the left Stevo.
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Steven,
As you next try to enter the front door to free the terrified racoon, homeless slob or crazed father, please realize that a “doorknocker” is a small piece of metal attached to the door that is to be applied lightly. “Doorknockers are not battering rams, jackhammers, bowling bowls are Jonny’s head. Steven, you now hold the Hopkins record for forced entry into a Hopkins home. The worst I ever did was knock out a small glass pane at grandma Hopkins house (by the way it was due to the torment caused by your father). I see a lot of opportunity for this to grow into one big Hopkins family story!
Yeah-its been what…fifteen years now? It was time to replace the garage anyways. Hows the car looking?
I would like to submit that it was Steven’s jealousy that forced this calamity. You see we all know that steven is less physically activity. Which is why he didn’t get into football because it requires too much endurance and force of will. Well, due to Steven’s lack of energy which for a lack of a better word we shall call laziness he looked to other things that were just as lazy for advice. So that he could continue without his older brothers bothering him. Everyday I would see steven approach the garage door and ask him how he got away with such laziness. All day long the door sat there doing nothing mocking Steven. To spite Steven, the door refused to give up the secret to him. Well we all know what happens from there, Steven asks mom to be able to drive the car into the driveway, a simple task and so mom permits it. Steven with grit in his teeth burns the tires sending rocks flying in the air, he spins around the corner narrowly missing the mustang and there deep in his sights is the object of his hatred. So he goes after it and destroys the repose garage door. Yes he was old, yes he needed to be replaced, but no he did not require such a vengeful send off. I pray that law will prevail and this horrible, murderous injustice will be rectified. The Chair for Steven Hopkins!!
i admit that there was no endangered raccoon but the car and the garage are friends but they never get the chance to be together so who am i to seperate such a friendship. so i did my best to give them time together if that meant breaking the door it would be a price i was willing to pay but i gave them a chance to be together and thats all that matters.